Obama Conspiracy Revealed

The Guardian has uncovered the secret that Obama has been hiding:

FACT! Barack Obama talks about his white mother and his white grandparents and the white half of his family that is white, but did you know that half of his family is also black? In fact, half his family is so black that Obama keeps themhidden away on a whole other continent where they speak in a strange, otherworldly code which is not even English. What is Obama trying to hide?Possibly something black. BONUS FACT! Barack Obama may be half-white and half-black, but he married a woman who is completely black. In a way, doesn’t that make him three-quarters black? Math doesn’t lie, people!

[Via fafblog]

The Definition of Vote Fraud

From the Twitter feed of John Gruber:

Republican definition of “vote fraud“: n. when brown-skinned people vote

When you look at the various attempts to block voter registration he might be on to something.

That One!

A Bit of Levity — Debate Bingo

From my friend Ann:

The second Presidential Debate is in Nashville on Tuesday night at 9 p.m. Since watching the two previous debates have given me hives, I’ve decided to try something a little different this time. Benadryl, you suggest? No, Bingo.

Here’s how: Come up with a list of words you suspect/hope/fear will be used in Tuesday night’s debate.

Here’s my preliminary list.

When you are done, go to this site.

Make a bingo card as large as you like (I am making a 7 x 7 one with a star in the middle) and for as many people as you will be watching with. Dubious interpretations and prizes should ensue.

The Sarah Palin Debate Strategy

Via John Gruber’s Twitter feed. Find the original here.

Leaked: Homer To Vote For Obama

In an episode of ‘The Simpsons’ slated to run November 2, Homer Simpson will vote for Barack Obama. As Homer tries to vote for Obama, a machine changes the vote to McCain and proceeds to kill him. More…

(Thanks, P)

“Fuck Off Sarah Palin”

 I want one.

(Thanks, Hannah)

Stump the Candidate

Scott Bateman of Salon responds to actual audio from the candidate as she takes questions on her foreign policy experience. It’s brilliant.

Gotta love the Onion

The thing is, these days this qualifies as real news.

Palin Unveils 9/11 Firefighter Cousin, Reformed Lesbian Niece, Naturalized Mexican Half Brother

(Thanks, Lexi)

Call it what you will

So called “Cone of Silence” as I imagine it.

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