Obama Conspiracy Revealed

The Guardian has uncovered the secret that Obama has been hiding:
FACT! Barack Obama talks about his white mother and his white grandparents and the white half of his family that is white, but did you know that half of his family is also black? In fact, half his family is so black that Obama keeps themhidden away on a whole other [...]

The Definition of Vote Fraud

From the Twitter feed of John Gruber:
Republican definition of “vote fraud“: n. when brown-skinned people vote
When you look at the various attempts to block voter registration he might be on to something.

That One!

A Bit of Levity — Debate Bingo

From my friend Ann:
The second Presidential Debate is in Nashville on Tuesday night at 9 p.m. Since watching the two previous debates have given me hives, I’ve decided to try something a little different this time. Benadryl, you suggest? No, Bingo.
Here’s how: Come up with a list of words you suspect/hope/fear will be used in [...]

The Sarah Palin Debate Strategy

Via John Gruber’s Twitter feed. Find the original here.

Leaked: Homer To Vote For Obama

In an episode of ‘The Simpsons’ slated to run November 2, Homer Simpson will vote for Barack Obama. As Homer tries to vote for Obama, a machine changes the vote to McCain and proceeds to kill him. More…
(Thanks, P)

“Fuck Off Sarah Palin”

 I want one.
(Thanks, Hannah)

Stump the Candidate

Scott Bateman of Salon responds to actual audio from the candidate as she takes questions on her foreign policy experience. It’s brilliant.

Gotta love the Onion

The thing is, these days this qualifies as real news.
Palin Unveils 9/11 Firefighter Cousin, Reformed Lesbian Niece, Naturalized Mexican Half Brother
(Thanks, Lexi)

Call it what you will

So called “Cone of Silence” as I imagine it.

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